October 21, 2007

How To Count A Life

Sometimes I think that I have a very short life.

If a life expectancy of a man is 80 years old,than my life expectancy will be:


Normal man : 80 years

Get sick easily such as flu,fever,cough : -2 years

Irregular exercise : -1 year

Eat alot of oily food such as 1 big bag of potato chips all by yourself : -2 years

Think too much,worry too much : -2 years

High salt intake : -2 years

Staring too much at the screen : -1 year

Single and unmarried ko lian tai : -2 year

Inconsistent sleeping/eating habit : -3 years

Work too much : -2 years

Siao too much : -1 year

Age that you will die : 62 years

You are : 24 years old

Years left : 38 years

Okay lah,38 years should be enough for me to suffer here lah.

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