Politically Correct in a Crazy World

I just came back from a dinner outing with Ming Keat and the rest.I was actually late enough to catch the last 15 minutes of an American game show called "Identity".

If I'm not wrong,the game goes like this: You are to identify what type of job 10 person have with a starting money of $???(Last 15 minutes watch,how would I know).With every correct identity,you can choose to either continue or walk away with the money.Anyway,it's just like Deal or No Deal with a big twist.

The well-built is the one I find it hard to believe.To me,he just looked like a sky-diver.Well,the decent looking girl appears to be the diver at the end of the show.

IF that's the case,I should have joined the game...as the one standing to be identified.Maybe they thought I'm an innocent look young sweet cute adorable secondary school boy,or maybe an engineer because of my technician look.Then I'll pwn them saying that I'm an admin assistant.Let's see how they'll react to it.

Hahaha...Good idea hor?Evil me.

Somethings I feel so dreadful trying to think of new post to write and all I had to say is a simply paragraph or 2.

I notices that my frequency of posting is like 10 posts per month,which is below average of what I used to post every month.If I were to constantly carry on this way,I may have bored the readers.

Well,fear not,for more exciting posts(I supposed so) are on the way.With Church Family Day and HGC BBQ outing next month,posting with photos is never a problem.

Computer fair is coming next week,I hope to get the time to shop for a portable hard-disk.I wanted a 80 GB hard-disk,but I find that the storage space is rather small.If I chipped in another $30 or more,I may have get another 120 GB or 160 GB 2.5" hard-disk,or even a 240 GB 3.5" hard-disk.

......

Ah,the human mentality.This kind of marketing technique always works for me.Maybe for this coming computer fair,I hope to buy myself a 3.5" portable hard-disk with budget less than $150.I wonder if I can get it with this price?

Raymond is also flying off next week to Hong Kong with his family.I pray for his journey to be safe and a smooth one.Hopefully he'll get me some "lao po bing" and "almond biscuits".

Wei Liang very greedy hor?Everything also want.

There's so many shows that I wanted to watch but the feeling of playing online game just causes me to think twice.

There are shows like Desperate Housewives (I know it's a sinful show,but what the heck!),Prison Break,Heroes and some Hong Kong Serial Drama.Sorry to say that Taiwan show was not in my list simply because it's just to teeny for my taste.Okay lah,everybody have their own preference,so those chasing Taiwan drama,no hard feeling okay?

Whenever people talked about the latest,hottest drama that is out in US,I'll simply keep myself quiet,think of the sun and the moon and wait for my friends to change their topic.Sometimes,I may try to "act smart" by saying things as if I watched the drama itself(eventually it fails),or in an easier way:

Wah...the drama sounds so exciting.I wanted to watch but I've no time to do it

I don't know how many times I've say this same sentence over and over again without watching one episode of it.It seems like to watch a whole series,you got to have lots of patience and time;I had difficult time balancing them.






So...Anybody have the latest seasons of Prison Break and Heroes?Can anybody lend it to me?I want to watch it before I get even busy.Thank you.

One fine evening,I was sitting at the desk using the computer while my father is watching TV and my mother reading newspaper.

Father: Why are you taking a shower every morning?

Me: Huh?

Father: You always took a shower every morning.Why is it so?

Me: Oh,I bathe so that it will keep me refreshed.

Father: Is it because you company wants you to do it?

Mother: (Interrupt)Aiyoh,he took a shower every morning you also want to ask!

Father: ......

Me: (Jokingly)Why didn't you ask me why I shit every morning?

Well,that's my father,the king of questions,who loves asking me endless questions.That was just an introduction of how my father will sometimes ask me stupid questions like this.

If my friend were to ask me weird questions like this,I don't know how should I react to it.

Friend: Hey,why you like to pang sai every morning?

Me: Huh?What type of question is that?

Friend: I always called you in the morning then your mom always told me you are in the toilet?Why ah?

Me: Aiyoh...This is the way to clear my bowl lah.

Friend: Is it because your friend say you pang pui very smelly,that's why you did it?

Me: .......

3 days before Elvin's birthday,we went to Dragon Gate Restaurant for our buffet dinner.


Situated at the Habour Front,this restaurant is where I had dim sum buffet with my fellow BMT friends which was 4 years ago.

In order to make the buffet worth the price,some of us decided to come with an empty stomach.No matter what,we're gonna eat till we drop!

Here comes our starter,pork rib.Don't be shocked by the amount,because we had already swept off half of it before I was about to take the picture.

This is just the beginning of our "nightmare".Here come our dishes that we ordered:



Ahh,the main dish:Steam Grouper!The meat is very fresh and it combines well with the fried garlic that was sprinkled around the fish.Even the stomach doesn't taste bad at all.







and honeydew sago as well.My stomach is too full to enjoy the dessert at this point of time.

Overall,I find this buffet a worth it.I recommend you all to try out the steamed grouper,XO fish fillet,soft shell crab with pork floss and the paper-wrapped chicken.

When I walked out of the restaurant,I was struggling.I had to walk slowly to Vivo City to prevent myself from vomiting out the food.

We went to a place where we can enjoy the wonderful scenery of sentosa.This is where where couples came here for the breeze.






Okay,present presentation time.Elvin actually guessed his present correctly.Did I make the hint way too obvious for him?

And the present is something I *LOVE* so much,which is:






3 birthday celebrated,1 more to go before we end this 2007.

Because of you,I seems to neglect my blog.Thank you for spreading the germs to me.

Okay,that was me making another excuses again.I was trying to think of how I should resize the photos of Elvin's birthday dinner,upload to my photobucket and writing it to make the whole post interesting.

Okay,while thinking,let me recap what I did throughout this week:

National Day: Went for lunch with my BMTC friends at Sakae Sushi.It was almost 4 years ago since we last met one another.It's good to see them once again,even though not many people turn out for the event.

I could still remember all of their faces and yeah,other then meeting them with hair,nothing much has change.Hope we can still meet again,but this time with more people.

After that,went dinner with Gary and the rest and had a chill at NYDC.It's my first time joining these group of friends.


Today: Went to Yunn's house for dinner.Had a chit-chatting session and played a board game that I never seen before.


Okay I know the post was kinda boring.I shall post a better one tomorrow.

This is actually not a meme post,neither do you consider this as some self introduction for the girls post(I don't need this to impress).This is a post of 7 things you don't know about me.

For those who knows me for 7 years(Church and Polytechnic friends),I'll have to reveal 7 things you don't know about me.This should have been done on July(Damn,why did I do a chinese month in June?),so as to make it a perfect timing.

1. I actually smell the soap while using it

If you are to see me in the toilet(for the guys),you will notice I got this weird feeling of smelling the soap before I actually wash it off.Reason is simply because I love the smell of different kind of soap,especially Jasmine and Strawberry.If you happened to encounter Blueberry or Green Tea flavor soap,do tell me.


2. I like musics with weird keys

Songs with major and minor chords attracts me.Even the random bang of piano and off-key violin turns me on.


3. I love to think of nonsensical stuff

People always see me stone when we were having some group conversation or fellowship.Sometimes they will asked me questions like "Why are you so quiet","Why are you stoning?".I will always reply them back by "Oh,I'm just thinking something."

If you happen to hear this reply,never,I said never ask me any further.Don't be so smart by insisting me to share what I am thinking right now,because most of the time,I forget what I'm thinking or even worse,the things that I'm thinking of is totally off topic stuff.


(A group of friends were happily discussing about the trip to Hong Kong.Friend A saw Wei Liang acting very quiet.)

Friend A: Hey Wei Liang,why are you so quiet?

Wei Liang: Oh,I'm thinking of something.

Friend B: What are you thinking?Share leh.

Wei Liang: No lah,I just think of anything that comes out of my mind.

Friend A: Why don't want to share.Is it about the trip.Ooi,don't be selfish can anot?Share lah!

Friend C: Yah lah,quick leh!

Wei Liang: Okay,okay.I was actually wondering what happen if I put mentos on Zeppel?Will the result turns out to be the same as Coke.You all got any idea?

All friends: ......


4. I'm somehow particular in arrangement

Sometime I like to arrange something in a way so that I'll feel comfortable when I see it.For example when I eat my chicken rice,the cucumber MUST face upwards.Fortunately,this things only happen when I'm outdoor.


5. I like to laugh at people's reaction

Especially the way they get disgusted/irritated by yours truly(being an annoying person,but not to the extent).Yeah,I even laugh when people spoke vulgarities.


6. I got bored by repeated songs very easily

If the song happens to play it on the radio over and over again,I'll blacklist this song for a certain period before listening to it again 1 month later.That also explain why I always skip track when comes to everybody's favorite song.


7. I walked inside a supermarket,look at the product,and go out without buying anything

Wanted to buy something,yet you don't feel like buying because you don't need it.Why did I ever want to go inside the supermarket if I don't want to buy anything?!


There you go,7 things you don't know about me.Anything more than that is considered personal stuff.

Finally,what you people are waiting for(or not),an English post!

Today I went Chua Chu Kang Lot 1 for a walk and the first place I'll go is the arcade shop.Don't ask me why I like to go there,it's just something unexplainable.

When I was about to go out of the shop,one of a guy approached me.From his uniform I can see that he's a staff of this arcade shop.

"Excuse me,may I know how old are you?"He asked me.

"Oh,I'm 24."

"Ah,it's okay,thank you."

I may seem nothing from the outside,but deep inside me,I feel SUPER SONG AH!He must have thought I'm just an ordinary secondary school kid who is still doing my O levels.Oh by the way,I think he's trying to do some survey or introducing some promotions for the teenagers.

And it's not just that.One of the youths even thought I'm 18 years old!Uhahahahaha!!!!!

Looks like I must have dipped myself inside the fountain of youth.