Politically Correct in a Crazy World

If I were to have a English name,I will call myself Cedric.

If I were to have a female name,I will call myself Dakota.

If I were to have a bimbo name,I will call myself Winterbelle.

If I were to have a gay name,I will call myself Clay.

If I were to name my son,I will call him Quincy/Darius.

If I were to name my daughter,I will call her Lorelei.

If I were to name a what-and-who-the-heck-come-out-with-this name,I will call my daughter Jerezebelle.

If I were to name my child using foreign language,I will call my son Yuri(Yo-re).

Crazy with names nowadays.It's funny how people may come out with funny names so that it's not so common like John James Jerry,Sally Sandy Susan.