Politically Correct in a Crazy World

One fine day Remote Carrier was in the toilet doing some big business when out of a sudden,there was smoke coming out of the toilet bowl.Behold,out came Pseudo Carrier.

Pseudo Carrier (PC): Hey dude!

Remote Carrier (RC):Yo,what's up?

PC: You didn't keep up to your promise!

RC: Huh?What do you mean?

PC: You did not do your third request!Where on earth is your post?!

Remote Carrier started to perspire.He was trying to find ways to get rid of Pseudo Carrier.Hmm...I'll hold on for 5 minutes,maybe he'll disappeared.

PC: You don't have to wait for 5 minutes.This time I'm set to stay unless you give me an answer.

RC: (Grrrrr!!!!)Alright then.Remember the last post I mention about the chips?

PC: Yah?



RC: Okay,I'm supposed to make this food review a budget one,so I'll do a review about the potato chips I ate.Basically,the taste is kinda salty,which is almost the same as those normal BBQ favored Lay's Potato chips you've eaten.The only difference is that the chip is much more crunchy,which is much more harder then the normal ones.

So in conclusion,I'll recommend this chip for those who like everything crunchy.I give 7 out of 10 for taste,6 out of 10 for value for money and 7 out of 10 for packaging.

PC: ......

RC: So,do you have anything to say.

PC: Wah,like that also can ah!I don't know your readers can accept it or not leh!

RC: Ehh...maybe.

PC: Okay,I shall care about you no more.See you when I see you.

RC: Bye bye.

Pseudo Carrier melted,and was washed away.

So do you accept this request?If not,I'll have to do a proper one next week.

[Warning:To Jing Yi,please look no further.For the rest,please proceed.]



Everytime when I went to Dover for lunch with my friends,I always pass by a bunch of cat(not really bunch lah,2-3 cats)straying around the area.Sometimes when we went back to our workplace,we happened to see them sleeping at the pavement.

Me,been a sleeping cat lover,decided to take a picture of them.

Personally,I like Oat Wheat more than Ginger Ale.



I'm so envious of them.All they need to do everyday is to walk around,eat,play and sleep.No worries,no stress.

However,I will not be able to see them again,maybe forever.I'll be leaving my workplace in another 3 days time.So Oat Wheat and Ginger Ale,please take care.I'll be missing the both of you.

5 more days before I end this reader's request.I was kinda panic because I still have 2 more requests I have not done.

Well,the next challenge is to describe a specific person in church,which is very tricky for me.The reason?I afraid that I'm just too good in describing this particular brother/sister until everybody knows who I'm talking about.Alright here goes:

Okay,I have this particular brother who is sort of a walking encyclopedia in church.Whatever stuff you do not know,or any particular subject you want to learn,he can answer you back.But make sure you don't ask him about music,because he only listen more to jazz/vocal.

I sometime have problem over this brother of mine.I don't know is it because he wants to show off,or is he an attention seeker,he tend to be dua kang in some ways.When we organize trip in somewhere,he seems to know what to do,where to go and the best lobang over there.His skill of dua kang-ing is so powerful that you can blast a hole and hot spring come out.



Okay,I'm bit absurb lah.

He also have a logic of his own.Like when we're planning for a trip for 5,he proclaim that we can actually book a cab for 5 without any problem.Come on lah,you think this country got London Cab is it?We even had problem with 4 person sharing a cab liao leh.Joker leh.

2nd logic in which I cannot accept: Tissue paper are for gu niangs.Bloody hell,make sure you don't ask me for tissue when you're blooding like mad on your body.Lim peh gonna wrack you 1 time jia lat jia lat,zam you to the road knock down by an incoming truck then following by wild crow snatching your meat for dinner.

If I were to post any further logics,I would have chiu ka peng.Anyway,it's still fun having to know this brother.He's a very concerning brother,never to leave his brother to suffer or what.He's always there to console me when I feel down sometimes.

Comment to him: Just know what he's saying.With GPA so high yet untactful with words welcome more enemies.Thank God he's blessed,everybody still likes him.

Last Tuesday(2 days ago),I went out with William and Edmond for some window shopping and relaxing of mind.Staying at home for the whole day can be very boring you know.

Well,I'm not going to go through all the detail of what we did in Marina Square,because the whole topic is not about my daily diary or some sort,just in case people may think of that.

We went to Suntec City to buy ourselves a drink in Carrefour(people still pronounce it as car-re-four,it's car-fu) .Me being the itchy mouth saw an offer of kettle cooked Lay's potato chip having an offer of $4.95,with original price like $7.05.Oh yah,the offer also state that if you buy 1 bag of chips,you'll get 1 bottle of Pepsi free.


I think for myself: Aiyoh,just a small bottle lah.How big can it get?Anyway,I just buy the chips to try it out.

I had to go all the way to the entrance to redeem the free drink.The reception counter was like oh-my-goodness pathetic.Okay,nevermind.I hand over the receipt to the lady to take my drink.

Surprisingly,the bottle of drink turns out to be:

O_O !!!!!

So what are you waiting for?

Yeah I know it's kinda late for me to post this photos which were taken 2 weeks ago.I shouldn't have taken so many photos because many photos = more work/editing = delay post = 2 requests haven't write yet!ZZZZZ...that's it,I cannot delay.

Okay,to make life easier,the photos are group into 4 categories: Cars,show girls,modification,others.For those who don't appreciate cars but show girls,you can simply ctrl + f type show girls.Simple!Sorry girls I don't see any show hunks.If there were any,I would have took it.

First,we'll look at cars:

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X!If you ask me to differentiate between an Evo VIII,IX and X,I would have a problem answering you.








Next,the show girls!*Whistles*













Not really a show girls,but some sales promoters.Anyway they looks hot.Heard that they came from Thailand.















The main cast for the Super Import Night will be the showgirls from USA.They're hiring them so that the whole exhibition is worth the money.They only came around 5pm,which make them so-called a big shot.Well,who cares?The guys can still wait.




After the dance,they queue up to take a photo of their favorite show girls...for a price of $10 each.

K T So(K T reminds me of K T Tunstall)was the hottest pick among the 8 girls,maybe because she's the Asian.

Well,I censored the guy's face just in case he think I'm stalking on him and his girlfriend saw this photo.








Next,car modification:























At least must make pink color mah.Like this:


And that:







Last of all,others:


They sell this device/console/machine that allows you to drive like a F1 racer.Looks wonderful but it's meant for the Ah Sia Kia.Where on Earth you want me to put this thing?






I must say,the drifter are so pro!The whole show left me breathless with 4-wheel drift,rear wheel drift,precision drift and drifting with style.Their drift is 98% perfect(well,2% goes to hitting the cones).




The number of DSLR seems to be outnumbered this year compared to last year.Macham they bought DSLR just to shoot the show girls.Like that what the purpose of owning a DSLR?Are they going to take other photos as well?